“Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the… Ah, I don’t know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that… Line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I’d be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun… But well, you know how it is.” - Michael De Santa
I AM DYING GIVE ME THIS
Omg I can imagine Michael sitting on a porch somewhere with a shotgun like DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN while the neighbourhood brats dare each other to go running on the rumoured retired criminal’s yard.
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I’ve been trying to go to sleep for 2h but bunnies are killing me.
So like endings A & B and fics where one or both of them die are sad as fuck but what if Trevor’s unpredictable streak leads the cops on their trail? Trevor has less ties, easy for him to disappear for a while, calling Michael…
We are not gods. We’re born, we live, we die just as humans do.Sassafrass Loki.
I am surprised Odin did not attempt to slap that grin off his face. Usually, he does.
I love how mikey just takes it in his stride
so i decided to replay the very first mission in gta v and you know how the opening is a super serious dialogue between michael and his therapist? well i had to sit through the entire opening cutscene with michael dressed like this:
What a classy guy
if video games arent art then explain this